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The Gospel of Optimism

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen, wildly popular and somewhat controversial purveyor of the so-called Prosperity Gospel, granted an interview with Time magazine recently. The magazine assumed that perhaps some of the sheen of Osteen’s message might’ve lost some of its glint, what with the recession clinging tenaciously to most folks’ pocketbooks.

Not so. Attendance at his Lakewood Church in Houston is up 10 percent, and this spring he preached in a sold-out Yankee Stadium. His message sounds as relentlessly optimistic as ever.

These days there are so many things trying to pull us down, with the economy and the swine flu. I really think there’s something [that affects people] on the inside when somebody tells them, like I do, God’s still in control. He’s got good things in store for your life. And when you trust, when you believe, you can see amazing things happen.

I’ve always thought the Prosperity Gospel, as I understand it, was kinda bunk, and suspected that those who pedaled it were too pollyannaish for my taste. A quick trip through the New Testament will tell you, in no uncertain terms, that getting right with God doesn’t guarantee a life on easy street.

But, being the optimist I am, what Osteen says in this piece resonates with me. I believe its the height of folly to assume God will monetarily reward us if we’re good Christians. But I do believe that God cares for us and (all things being equal) likes for us to be happy. And I do believe he does have great plans for us — though the greatness is in the plan, not us. 

But I gotta be honest with you — I’m not overly familiar with the Prosperity Gospel or what Osteen (or others) teach. Are any of you know a little more about this topic than I do? Fill me in, if you would. I’d love to hear from you.

I’m Christian: I Must Be Rich!

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

 800px-Dollarnote_hqThe New York Times has an engaging story on evangelists Kenneth and Gloria Copeland and the “prosperity gospel” they preach. Laurie Goodstein goes to some length to describe the Copelands’ opulent lifestyle — the clothes, the jewelry, the private airplanes — and tries to describe the sorts of folks who donate to them. About 386,000 people are “partners” in the Copeland’s ministry: They send the ministry money in return for special intercessory prayers, and many apparently believe their support will translate into both material and spiritual rewards.

“Because we’re partners with Kenneth Copeland, for every soul that gets saved, we get credit for that in heaven,” says one acolyte.

The story makes the ministry sound like some sort of spiritual pyramid scheme, but I gotta be cautious here:  Theology, when written about in the secular press, often doesn’t translate well to folks not already in the know. There are often nuances that are missed. And, since I don’t know much about practitioners of the prosperity gospel, I don’t want to speak out of turn.

There must be something more to the Copelands’ ministry than “send us money so you can get rich.” Surely, it can’t be that simple, right? Surely, adherents to the so-called “prosperity gospel” must see that most of the world’s Christians live impoverished lives in impoverished countries. Surely, they’re not saying that God promises not only eternal life, but financial well-being.
Help me out, here. Did the Times get it right? What does the media miss when it comes to the prosperity gospel? What am I missing?