Just in Time for Christmas …

December 14th, 2009

Revox-reel-to-reelI’m a bit of a movie geek. So, every now and again, when I’m reading my Bible, I sometimes imagine who’d play the major characters in the blockbuster motion picture. I know, I know … I should be thinking deeper thoughts than this — and a good chunk of the time, I do. But sometimes I can’t help myself. 

Which helps make Thomas Nelson’s new “The Word of Promise Audio Bible” so very intriguing to me.

The Audio Bible is a 98-hour rendition of the Good Book (the modern King James, in case you’re interested) that covers 79 CDs — a bit more involved than your standard iTunes download. It cost about $4 million to produce and features, literally, a cast of thousands — including some prominent Hollywood stars.

Jim Caviezel reprises his “The Passion of the Christ” role of Jesus, according to the Los Angeles Times. The audio Bible also enlists Gary Sinise as David, Malcom McDowell as Solomon and Marisa Tomei as Mary Magdalene. But my favorite bit of casting might be Richard Dreyfuss as Moses: Definitely game-changer from Charlton Heston’s immortal turn as the patriarch. Dreyfuss isn’t quite as heroic, but I can picture him shepherding a bunch whining refugees who’ve had their fill of manna.

Jason Alexander as Joseph could be interesting, too. As could Luke Perry as Judas. If only they could’ve gotten the Shamwow guy to read a part. 

The whole “Word of Promise Audio Bible” is available for $74 here.

A Real Iron Man

December 11th, 2009

 

A.C. Green

A.C. Green

Sports are just a hotbed of temptation. 

 

I do not know this from experience. Sure, I run a bit. I play a bit of tennis. But in terms of actual athletic talent, I’m about on the level of your typical backyard vegetable.

No, I know this from what I see, hear from and read about certain athletes. Tiger Woods is only the most recent superstar to fall prey to the temptations that confront rich, talented athletes on the road for much of the year. One former football player (now a Denver sports radio personality) recently said on his show that, really, no athlete should ever get married during their playing career. Just too much temptation.

Which is why I appreciate basketball great A.C. Green so much. 

The Los Angeles TimesChris Erskine recently talked with Green about the Tiger Woods debacle and, in so doing, wrote a mini-profile on this deeply religious man who also, incidentally, won three championships with the Los Angeles Lakers and played in 1,192 straight games — still a record.

But there was another streak in Green’s life that may be even more remarkable: the abstinence streak. The deeply religious Green took a vow of chastity until marrying in 2002, meaning he remained “pure” through the Lakers’ “Showtime” era.

Think of that. The Lakers are probably sports’ most sexually charged franchise. Laker Girls do the sort of hip thrusts that can take the rust out of Jerry Buss’ hair. Through all that, Green remained a virgin. Talk about an iron man. 

It’s a great story. Go read it.

‘I’m Sort of a Buddhist, New Age Type of Christian’

December 10th, 2009

USA Today published a fascinating story by Cathy Lynn Grossman yesterday. The subject: How Christians are augmenting their faith with elements — sometimes pretty big ones — from other religions. The top starts off like this:

Going to church this Sunday? Look around.

The chances are that one in five of the people there find “spiritual energy” in mountains or trees, and one in six believe in the “evil eye,” that certain people can cast curses with a look — beliefs your Christian pastor doesn’t preach.

In a Catholic church? Chances are that one in five members believe in reincarnation in a way never taught in catechism class —that you’ll be reborn in this world again and again.

As I said, fascinating — and a little shocking. Grossman says that 65 percent of U.S. adults — a good chunk of whom claim to be Christian — have incorporated Eastern religious thought or New Age doctrine into their lives. Hard to believe that folks could deviate so much from what their religion teaches, isn’t it?

Isn’t it?

While this mix-and-matching of religion would seem, at first blush, to be very postmodern, mixing and matching one’s faith with other spiritual elements probably isn’t all that new. I know Christians who are deeply committed to their faith, but nevertheless read their horoscopes daily or believe in ghosts. And many of them are in their 60s or 70s — not exactly poster children for postmodernism.

I recently watched “The Princess and the Frog,” a charming little Disney film that just happens to incorporate Voodoo — a mishmash of Catholicism and animistic religions brought from Africa to the New World on slave ships. And, while we might tsk-tsk Voodoo, how many of us at one time have engaged in another vaguely spiritual and certainly not Christian rite popularized by Disney — wishing upon a star?

We humans are amazingly inconsistent (and easily bored) creatures, and we tend to tinker with everything we touch, whether it’s a computer desktop, a car engine or a 2,000-year-old religion. Cherry-picking from other faiths is something that has always been rather tempting for us. And, while I don’t think there’s necessarily anything wrong with, say, going to a yoga class, it’s still critical, I think, to stay grounded in the Word of God. It’s the only way I know of to know what our faith allows — and what it doesn’t.

Pro-Life Defeat in Senate

December 9th, 2009

Pregnant_woman2By a 54-45 vote, the Senate rejected language in its health care reform bill that would’ve further prohibited federal funding of abortion. The language, sponsored by Ben Nelson (D-Neb.), was nearly identical to that which was passed by the House of Representatives earlier. But pro-life advocates knew getting passage in the Senate was going to be more difficult, and we’ll likely see much teeth-gnashing  as the day wears on today. Though some pro-choice advocates said the language put far tighter restrictions on abortion, Nelson said that wasn’t the case.

“We’re not here to debate for or against abortion,” Nelson said yesterday. “This is a debate about taxpayer money. It’s a debate about whether it’s appropriate for public funds to — for the first time in more than three decades — cover elective abortions. … Most Americans and most of the people in my state would say, ‘No.’” 

And he’s right. While pro-choice advocates sometimes believe the country as a whole firmly supports abortion-on-demand, Roe v. Wade has always been incredibly controversial and polarizing. More people believe that there should be some limits placed on abortions (only 22 percent believe it should be legal in all cases). And, as Jennifer Senior notes in a fascinating (pro-life-tilting) story in New York Magazine, the pro-choice contingency is shrinking.

If forced to choose, Americans today are far more eager to label themselves “pro-life” than they were a dozen years ago. The youngest generation of voters—those between the ages of 18 and 29, and therefore most likely to need an abortion—is the most pro-life to come along since the generation born during the Great Depression, according to Michael D. Hais and Morley Winograd, authors of Millennial Makeover, who got granular data on the subject from Pew Research Center. Crisis Pregnancy Centers, dedicated to persuading women to continue their pregnancies, now outnumber the country’s abortion providers, who themselves are a rapidly aging group (two-thirds are over 50, according to a National Abortion Federation study from 2002).

I think it’s only a matter of time before the pro-choice movement becomes an obvious minority. If we acknowledge that human life is precious (and it’d be a rare politician who’d deny such a thing), then further acknowledges that deciding when a human life begins is quite the tricky thing (surely, there’s nothing magical that happens when a baby exits the birth canal, is there?), we, as a society, will grow more and more protective of the rights of the unborn. The pro-life movement, it seems to me, has logic on its side. 

But that doesn’t mitigate the fact that pro-life Christians have a politically daunting, and potentially damaging, fight right now. Do we lobby to block health care reform as proposed by the Senate, when we know the withering fire we’ll come under? 

Abby Johnson, I’d guess, would likely say yes: The risks are worth it. 

Johnson, a former director of a Planned Parenthood clinic in Texas, according to the Baptist Press, was raised in a Baptist family, but she turned her back on the denomination (though not her faith) in order to, as she saw it at the time, help women in times of grave need. But on Oct. 6, she could no longer ignore what she felt was God’s calling. She walked out of the center and joined the Coalition of Life, just down the street. Bobby Reynoso, head of the Coalition, was shocked when Johnson came through his door. 

“It’s not what we were expecting,” he said. “But as Christians, it should be.” 

As Christians, we should expect eventual victory in this struggle against abortion — whether we see an incremental step forward in this health care reform bill or not. Logic is on our side. Justice is on our side. And let me just presumptive and say it: I think God’s on our side, too.

Another Plea for Christmas Spirit

December 8th, 2009

 

The Christmas tree in Rockefeller Plaza, New York City. Photo by Alsandro

The Christmas tree in Rockefeller Plaza, New York City. Photo by Alsandro

I live in Colorado, where it’s been about 230 degrees below zero for the last week. It’s hard to get into the Christmas spirit when one’s waiting for one’s fingers to thaw enough to type. 

 

Still, I was able to check out a bit of information online today, and I ran across this open letter from the Very Rev. Timothy Dolan, Archbishop of New York. Seems I’m not the only one ready to bury the “War on Christmas” hatchet:

Obviously, I am enthusiastic about “keeping Christ in Christmas.” … However, many others don’t believe as we do but still wish to celebrate this wonderful time of the year. Parties, decorations, holiday specials, gifts – I’m all for it!

Still we see the public relations battle, the calls to spurn this retailer in favor of that, the angry denunciations of those who wish to sing “Silent Night” or “The First Noel” at a town event. Even more troublesome is that this season, when we should be celebrating peace, we find instead so many ways to be at odds with one another. It really doesn’t have to be this way.

Now, I like the sound of that. And really, if we can put a little peace on earth in New York, we can make it anywhere. right?

Tiger’s Church

December 7th, 2009

tigerLet me be frank: I was sick of the Tiger Wood scandal by the time it began. Is the scandal a story? Yeah, I think so … anytime someone implicitly uses our trust in him to sell us razors or Buicks, then he becomes very much a public figure. But it’s not a story that interests me that much.

Well, until I saw this: John Ziegler, founder and pastor of the First Church of Tiger Woods, announced that he was shutting the church down in light of Woods’ apparent personal failings.

“Tiger is clearly no longer deserving of being seen as a role model or a hero and he has needlessly squandered his unique potential to be a positive force in our country and in the world,” Ziegler said, according to the AFP – which also noted that Ziegler was breaking one of the church’s own commandments: “Thou shall pay no attention to Tiger’s apparent flaws.”